Sung to the tune of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”
I can’t eat a lot at Christmas
’cause my jaw it just can’t knead
I can’t chew on all the goodies
spread out here in front of me
I just want something to slurp
something soft to gulp and burp
All I want for Christmas is stew
I can’t eat a lot at Christmas
’cause my jaw it just can’t knead
I can’t chew on all the goodies
spread out here in front of me
I can’t chew upon the turkey
even if its pride of place
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
with a drumstick for my face
I just want something to slurp
something soft to gulp and burp
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is stew
casserole maybe
I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I don’t even wish for snow
I’m just gonna keep on waiting
for something that’s been cooked slow
I won’t make a list and send it
to the restaurant for a pick
I won’t even stay awake to
for deliveries from my mouse click
‘Cause I just want it here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
stretching out my belly tight
What more can I do
’cause all I want for Christmas is stew
Ooh gravy
All the food is steaming
So brightly everywhere
So tasty everywhere
And the mound of fruitcake’s
scent fills the air
And spiced beef is steaming
Lobster, ham and pickled herring
Santa won’t you bring me the one I really need
Won’t you please bring my gravy to me…
This is all I’m asking for
I just want to slurp my gravy
Sitting right for one course more
Oh I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is…
stew
All I want for Christmas is stew… gravy (repeat and fade)
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